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The Onion And The Christmas Tree


onion and christmas treeThe family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?”The father, surprised, answers, “Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like    onions.” “Onions?” “Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.”

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