Bull Balls: A Delicacy

An Arizona cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” [...]

A Lawer in a Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s.  “Can I help you?” she asked.
“I want to see Natalie,” the man replied.
“Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the madam.
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The Famous Pickle Cutter

There was this guy who worked at a pickle factory. He worked for there for years and was the very best at his job. In fact, it got to the point where he could work for ten minutes and then daydream for ten, work for ten, daydream for ten. This was all fine and good [...]

The funniest joke in the world

A scientific survey in 2002 attempted to find the funniest joke in the world. Thousands of people from dozens of countries voted on thousands of jokes. Each country had a different favorite. Overall, the number one and number two funniest jokes in the world, based on votes, are:
The funniest joke in the world:
A couple of [...]

Joke: Now Bush goes to Heaven!!

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some [...]

HOW TO HUNT ELEPHANTS??

MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Experienced mathematicians will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise. Professors of mathematics will prove the existence of at least [...]

Some funny Engineer Jokes

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in [...]

Very funny conversation between Bush and Condoleezza

Here is a very funy conversation in between Mr. Bush and Condoleezza Rice:
Who’s On First for the Next Generation:
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to [...]