Two Chimps and a Blonde

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”
“Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”
“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three [...]

A Real Bloke….

A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it!! He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s up with the jar?” The bartender answered, “Well…you pay ten dollars, and [...]

The Onion And The Christmas Tree

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?”The father, surprised, answers, “Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but [...]

No Smoke

A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
Tech: What’s the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You’ll need a new power supply.

Understanding Engineers…

Understanding Engineers - Part One:
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her [...]

A Chance Meeting With Bill Gates

I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a [...]

Bull Balls: A Delicacy

An Arizona cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” [...]

A Lawer in a Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s.  “Can I help you?” she asked.
“I want to see Natalie,” the man replied.
“Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the madam.