Funny Hindi SMS

Mohabbat 1 se ho to BHOLA PAN hai,
2 se ho to APNA PAN hai,
3 se ho to DEEWANA PAN hai ,
4 se ho to PAGAL PAN hai,
phir bhi ginti na ruke to KAMEENA PAN hai .

Hindi SMS

If Accountants were Film Maker: 
If accountants starts producing movies, films wud be named..
1. Kabhi Debit Kabhi Credit
2. Cash Balance Wale Profit le Jayenge
3. Main Account ki Diwani Hoon.