Scientific Methods to Catch Bin Laden!

1. Newton’s Method:
Let Bin Laden catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught Bin Laden.
2. Einstein Method:

Fun on Windows!!

Is Windows a Virus?
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No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:
They replicate quickly – okay, Windows does that.
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so – okay, Windows does that.
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk – okay, Windows does that too.