Computer Mania

    

72 Sardar (Blonde) Jokes

1. Sardar ji is buying a TV
“Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”
2. Sardar Ji calls Air India.
“How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the rep.
Thank you.” says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

10 Laws of Computing

1. If you have reached the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
2. When you are computing, if someone is watching, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
3. When the going gets tough, upgrade your computer.
4. The first place to look for information is in the section of the [...]

Funny Hindi SMS

Mohabbat 1 se ho to BHOLA PAN hai,
2 se ho to APNA PAN hai,
3 se ho to DEEWANA PAN hai ,
4 se ho to PAGAL PAN hai,
phir bhi ginti na ruke to KAMEENA PAN hai .

WordPerfect Helpline

This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for “Termination without Cause.”
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:
Customer Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?”
Caller: “Yes, well, I’m having [...]