Sardar Jee (Blonde Jokes)

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he
always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he
did so?” It’z doubly interesting”, said the Sardar. “To start from the
middle  keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its
beginning.

Husband Wife Jokes

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied,”The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t [...]

What’s on a man’s mind

Very famous visualization of Sigmund Freud theory about sex psychology …”What is on man’s Mind”.. Download the poster size picture from this link:
What is on Man’s Mind?

Dad and You

When you were 8 years old,Your dad handed you an ice cream
You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap.
  
When you were 9 years old,he paid for piano lessons.
You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
 When you were 10 years old,he drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one birthday party [...]

A jobless man: nice story

A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft.  The HR manager interviewed him ‘You are employed.’ He said.’ Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.’  The man replied ‘But I don’t have a computer, neither an [...]

A Man and a Women

>> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 
>> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
>> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
>> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>> A successful man is one who makes [...]