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Bushism!!
Posted on August 31, 2007 by Samardeep
A website with 150 George Bush photos and 500 interesting quotes. They are called Bushisms for the years 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007
This Political Humor is called Bushisms. These are Funny quotes of George Bush. There are 150 pictures of George Bush and 500 Bushism quotes. Other important [...]
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Business Style Love Letter
Posted on August 27, 2007 by Samardeep
Here is a letter written by a HR executive to his love:
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present [...]
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Difference between men and women!!
Posted on August 27, 2007 by Samardeep
Difference between men and women when getting cash from an ATM
Men
1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
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Logistics and Organization!!
Posted on August 27, 2007 by Samardeep
After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”
Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”
Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct [...]
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Funny Quotes on Husband-Wife!!
Posted on August 26, 2007 by Samardeep
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, [...]
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WAQT NAHI!!
Posted on August 26, 2007 by Samardeep
Here is a very interesting poem in Hindi which I got through email:
WAQT NAHI
Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
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If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit!!
Posted on August 24, 2007 by Samardeep
If Bill Gates has married Madhuri Dixit; these could have been the caption in newspapers:
Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
English Babu Desi Mem.
Brain marries Beauty!?
Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe….!? Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera…
The next version of Windows will be “Windows MD.”
Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.
Bill to count his millions & billions [...]
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